May 2013
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
2 tags
mycroft-holmes-approves:
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
“Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful, they are sunshine,...”
– Luther Burbank (via fromyouflowers)
ankaheebatein:
One cannot simply eat mangos in a civilized manner and enjoy it.
jewlesthemagnificent:
zombikki:
veganasfuck:
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
ALL THE APPLAUSE FOREVER
1 tag
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
sincerelyhapiness:
It’s hard to stop connections completely with someone you had such strong feelings for. You were a big part of my life and now it’s just all gone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
slenclerman:
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
